Discharge Inn (Bar Inside Thunder Bay)

" here you go keep the bottle I am going to the wine cellar to see if there is any wine "

*Sweets looks to pour the glass, then just upturns the bottle.

thank you! *The scurries along the bar top, people ignoring it like they've seem it before it's small collar jingling, it stops to look up at sweets as if he knows him.*

*Sweets puts the now half full bottle down and wipes his mouth*there a problem?

*the ferret jingles it's tag upon closer examination the tag reads "tony"*

....Why does that seem familiar...

*a voice goes through Sweet's head* YO DAWG!

Oh god.... the whiskey is acting too well.

The barkeeper comes back to sweets "do you want red wine because that's the only type we have right now "

yeah, just hand it over.

*the voice continues* You wish! I kinda wish to cause... I WAS REINCARNATED AS F**KING UNIFERRET!

"Here you go elixer year 2124 that is the best we have " the barkeeper hands sweets the bottle

*Sweets takes the bottle of win uncorking it with a bone spike and begins chugging stopping for a breath*this isnt real.

*lou lou sits next to sweets* oh there you are Tony! picks the ferret up* Are you bothering this poor man?

Hey, I ain't poor by no means little miss.

*pouts* Oh sorry sir, didn't mean anything by it.

*Sweets sighs*its nothing, just tying to get the ferret hallucinations to stop, he isnt tony, he didnt work with me, tony is dead, and not a uniferret.

oh do you mean Tony Ferris, the guy my grampa wrote in his book? *the ferret shakes his head* man i hope lola's got better luck with Zeke[i]

Yes I do, and I know theres no such thing as reincarnation, I dont need it even if it did I am immortal, albeit crazy.

Oh some people call you that sometimes too huh? yea i get that a lot to don't know why they call me crazy maybe it's because I like blowing stuff up, oh well. *hops on the seat next to him* I'm Lusitania by the way, but most people call me Lou Lou.

Sweets, and I am crazy. Diagnosed with multiple personalities, three of them homicidal.

EEEEEEEEEEEE! yay I finally got to meet the gut my brothers talked about! *spontaneous hug*

*Sweets tries to dodge the hug his ears causing balance problem due to the loud eeeeeeeee

*starts squeezing sweets, accidentlly dislocating his shoulders, the other patrons flinch at the popping sound* Patron 1: ah geez she got another one... Patron 2: should we call the doctor know or when she's done? Patron 3: I rather wait, remember the last time someone interupted one of her "hug sessions"? Patron 1: oh yea poor bill never saw it coming he still has nightmares... Patron 2: Still surprises me he survived getting chucked clear over the city wall.

Hey, Lou Lou, While I appreciate the hug, you are crushing me, and I think my ears bleeding.